Eat a 2 week old unrefridgerated pie
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Get your toast out with a fork
Stick your tongue in a light socket
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Dance near an open sewer grate
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Let a psycho killer inside
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Pet a tiger like it's a kitty cat
Eat medicine that's out of date
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Stick your head in a jet engine
Play soccer on the interstate
Take your helmet off in outer space
Dry your hair in the tub (Gaepora would be proud)
Run Across the tracks between the platforms
Take a nap inside the fridge
Teach yourself how to fly
Tell your wife that she's really fat
Do your own electrical work
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Drive your car off a cliff
I wonder what's this red button do?
Tie your junk to a skyrocket
Stand at the edge of a train station platform