FAKE TV EPISODE CHROMEBOLT MADE. ENJOY.
Guy: Soooo... I wanna buy this thing (holds up what looks like a DVD)
Cashier: Alright, that will be 9.99, sir.
Guy: 9.99? I have 999 paperclips in my pocket, does that count?
(Cashier checks price)
Cashier: No.
Guy: I have 7- no wait... 5 pennies in my pocket. Is that good enough?
Cashier: Just get out.
Guy: Look, I'm gonna bargain here, ya see these pennies? I'll buy this DVD for... 5 pennies!
Cashier: No, get out.
Guy: Oh, yeah? I'll give you a special paperclip.
(Guy writes "Special" on the paperclip)
Cashier: No.
Guy: Listen, I'm just gonna take it without paying. Goodbye!
Cashier: Get back here.
Guy: Fine.
Cashier: What.
(Guy grabs a nickel on the floor)
Guy: Here, one nickel and 5 pennies. Deal?
Cashier: Get out of my store.
Guy: (punches wall) I'm breaking your store.
Cashier: Cut it out and pay.
Guy: I'll give you my car keys.
Cashier: No.
Guy: Be right back.
(Guy runs out store, leaving DVD on counter)
(Guy comes back with his mom's wallet)
Guy: I have 9.98. That enough?
Cashier: It's 9.99.
Guy: Then I gotta find a spare penny. (looks around the store for a spare penny)
Cashier: While you were gone we cleaned the store and took all the pennies, sir.
Guy: I'll beg for a penny outside.
Cashier: Get out.
(Guy begs for a penny)
Random Person: Loser.
Random Person 2: GET A LIFE
Random Person 3: Pants.
Guy: People are idiots.
(somebody puts a penny in Guy's cup)
Guy: YES!
(Back in the stop)
Guy: I want the DVD. I got 9.99.
Cashier: Sir, that penny is fake.
Guy: ...Idiots.
(Guy goes to his friend's house)
Guy: Gimme a penny.
Friend: Sure.
(Friend gives Guy a penny)
Guy: YES!
(back at the shop)
Guy: HERE. 9.99. Gimme my DVD.
Cashier: Yes sir, here.
(At Guy's House)
Guy: TIME TO WATCH THE DVD.
(105 minutes later)
Guy: Worst DVD Ever.
THE END.