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Shopping 2 is the sequel to Shopping (episode).

TranscriptEdit

(Guy walks in shop)

Cashier: Oh, NOT YOU AGAIN.

Guy: I wanna buy this video game "Revenge of the Giant Bread People".

Cashier: That will be... 19.99.

Guy: 19.99?! That's just adding a one to 9.99!

Cashier: Just pay.

Guy: I got 10 pennies, which is 1 + 9, and 18 bread crumbs, which is 9 + 9. 1+9.9+9. 19.99.

Cashier: Do what you did last time.

Guy: I gave my friend my ENTIRE collection of PAPERCLIPS for the stupid DVD!

Cashier: Tell me about it, next thing you know, he'll want your refridgerator.

Guy: Can I buy it then?

Cashier: Pay first.

Guy: Listen buddy, I'll go easy on you.

Cashier: Your fired.

Guy: I don't have a job here.

Cashier: Your hired. Now your fired.

Guy: Wow, your good. Hire me again!

Cashier: Your hired.

Guy: YOUR FIRED! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Cashier: I'm the manager, you can't fire me. Your fired.

Guy: Awww.

Cashier: Go to another shop and see if they sell what you want.

Guy: ...But... the only OTHER shop is... The Mall...

Cashier: Go to the mall then.

Guy: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! ALL THOSE TEENAGERS MOCKING YOU FOR BEING SHORT.

Cashier: Just ignore them and GO!

Guy: AND THOSE PRICES, AND IT'LL TAKE AN HOUR TO FIND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A GIANT SQUARE THAT SELLS STUFF!

Cashier: THATS IT, I'M FIRING MYSELF! YOUR THE NEW MANAGER, NOW PLEASE! YOU CAN HAVE ANYWAYS YOU WANT, NOW... IM FIRED!

(Cashier bursts a hole in the wall and runs away)

Guy: YAY

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