Shopping 2 is the sequel to Shopping (episode).
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(Guy walks in shop)
Cashier: Oh, NOT YOU AGAIN.
Guy: I wanna buy this video game "Revenge of the Giant Bread People".
Cashier: That will be... 19.99.
Guy: 19.99?! That's just adding a one to 9.99!
Cashier: Just pay.
Guy: I got 10 pennies, which is 1 + 9, and 18 bread crumbs, which is 9 + 9. 1+9.9+9. 19.99.
Cashier: Do what you did last time.
Guy: I gave my friend my ENTIRE collection of PAPERCLIPS for the stupid DVD!
Cashier: Tell me about it, next thing you know, he'll want your refridgerator.
Guy: Can I buy it then?
Cashier: Pay first.
Guy: Listen buddy, I'll go easy on you.
Cashier: Your fired.
Guy: I don't have a job here.
Cashier: Your hired. Now your fired.
Guy: Wow, your good. Hire me again!
Cashier: Your hired.
Guy: YOUR FIRED! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Cashier: I'm the manager, you can't fire me. Your fired.
Cashier: Go to another shop and see if they sell what you want.
Guy: ...But... the only OTHER shop is... The Mall...
Cashier: Go to the mall then.
Guy: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! ALL THOSE TEENAGERS MOCKING YOU FOR BEING SHORT.
Cashier: Just ignore them and GO!
Guy: AND THOSE PRICES, AND IT'LL TAKE AN HOUR TO FIND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A GIANT SQUARE THAT SELLS STUFF!
Cashier: THATS IT, I'M FIRING MYSELF! YOUR THE NEW MANAGER, NOW PLEASE! YOU CAN HAVE ANYWAYS YOU WANT, NOW... IM FIRED!
(Cashier bursts a hole in the wall and runs away)